Miss California will you please SHUT UP!

Proving once again that you don't need to be smart to carry the title of Miss.....anything, Miss California went on the Today Show this morning and told Matt Lauer that that only reason there are half-naked pictures of her floating around the internet is....a strong wind.

Apparently being given a second chance has not taught her when to keep her mouth shut. Though Donald Trump - Granter of Second Chances - was sitting right beside her on the Today sofa practically counting the money from this latest free publicity. He did everything but say her lines for her.

So she doesn't know when to shut up and she doesn't recognize when she's being used. She's a TERRIFIC role model for girls everywhere.

Movie gossip

I’ve been meeting more and more people who are working on the many movie sets around town – though it hasn’t worked out for me to work on one myself yet. I had a rockin’ audition earlier this week but, so far, no call. But seriously, Producers, I AM The Depressed Mom Who’s Trying Not To Let Her Kid See She’s Depressed – ask anyone!

Anyway, I’ve been hearing all kinds of good stories from the sets. Like the two wardrobe chicks who got fired because they dressed some kid in the wrong outfit and the director shot the whole scene before anybody realized it. Oops. And I guess Rosie O’Donnell is in town shooting some movie and apparently one of the extras was a little into Ro and was not called back to be part of the crowd the next day but she keeps showing up on the set and the guards (who have now memorized her license plate) keep turning her away so she stands at the perimeter and yells in the direction of Rosie’s trailer for Rosie to come out so she can tell her the score of the Red Wings game.

I had no idea Rosie was a Wings fan.