Showing posts with label who would you rather have bite you. Show all posts
Showing posts with label who would you rather have bite you. Show all posts

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Zombie vs. Vampire

"Mom, would you rather be bitten by a zombie or a vampire?"

"Would being bit by a zombie turn me into a zombie?"

"Duh!"

"Oh, then vampire."

"Yeah. Plus, being bit by a zombie just makes you ugly."