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Sunday, August 16, 2015

After Market Air Conditioning

An electrical hiccup;
for less than half a second
the house loses its hum.
A sudden loud whoosh
as too much air is forced
through long snaky tubes
out tiny circular vents
then dispersed throughout the rooms.
We raise the volume of the TV
or radio
as rooms cool.
I don't know what magic lives
in the metal box sitting outside our window
that controls this process.
It could be pumping in chemicals
or controlling my thoughts
or making me fat;
I wouldn't turn it off.


Saturday, August 23, 2008

Starbucksese

It's 90-something degrees outside and I'm on the second day of a garage sale (don't ask) and have to run to Target for a REQUIRED black sports bra for my daughter (again, don't ask). Thankfully there is a Starbucks in this Target. Is there anything more civilized? All I need is some caffeine, sugar, and ice cubes mixed together and a straw. But it's never that easy, is it?

"What size fat-o-chino did you order, again?"

What?

I'm practically a frizzy puddle and she wants me to remember what fake size drink I ordered? I can barely read the menu because it's so humid that my eyeballs have fogged up. I haven't been through the TRAINING and I am not fluent in this made up language.

I just want something COLD!

RIGHT NOW!