Daughter: Guess who was on Gossip Girl last night?
Son: Betty White!!?!!
(I think this brief conversation tells you all you need to know about my (lack of) parenting skills. My 15-year old daughter was thrilled that Tim Gunn was on Gossip Girl and my 9-year old son knew that Betty White has been on everything lately and would be a good punchline.)
Day six. STILL ALIVE.
7 hours ago