Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Dear Real Housewives Franchise:

As much as I am a proponent of showing that sex is not limited to A) the young and B) the beautiful and that people who have been married for longer than 20 years still manage to have sex lives, if I have to see one more of your skanky, vacuous housewives A) wearing lingerie B) talking dirty to her husband or C) talking dirty to her husband while wearing lingerie I plan to direct my inevitable stream of vomit into a Ziploc Plastic Bag and mail it to your production office.

Sincerely,

Stacey

1 comment:

Eileen said...

Love it! I try to avoid eveng passing by the channels that these ridiculous shows are on, but my vice of reading trashy celebrity mags means I can't avoid them entirely. I think I'll mail my bag off shortly!