This has been bugging me for years. Especially when I find myself running to a restroom in a ... ahem ... hurry. Why are all my pants built like Fort Knox? The pair I'm wearing today have a double hook and eye
and a button.
Add a belt and my pants are like the multiple locking system on the door of a New York apartment. NO ONE is breaking in!
Is this really necessary? Are men's pants made like this? Why all the security? Really, my hips can keep a pair of pants from falling off me without much help. If I need to make a quick change I am out of luck in this outfit.
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21 hours ago