Between my husband and I
"Why can't I go to the media party? I'm media!"
"That's right, sweetie, you're media."
"I AM! I'm on TV, and radio, AND in print."
"That's right, you're the Queen of all Media. You're like Howard Stern. Or Oprah."
"I AM A THINNER, CUTER OPRAH!"
Between my children
"Sheesh! What's a guy got to do to get some privacy around here?"
"You just showed me your butt. You don't care about privacy."