Me: That email address doesn't work.
Him: Well I can't help then.
Me: I found one, thanks. (The "thanks" is totally sarcastic)
Him: Are you sure your ok if beau & I go to fl. july 4 wkend? Just remembered anniversary.
Me: You JUST remembered our Anniversary? Of course I'm fine. Go. (Note: I did not even point out that I'm being a martyr here)
Him: I DID remember a towel for Beau today.
Me: That's MUCH more important than remembering our Anniversary. (More sarcasm) And I happen to know that Alicia left you a note re: the towel.
Him: Yeah, well.
Day six. STILL ALIVE.
7 hours ago