We went to a Halloween party last night and my son's costume is Santa Claus this year. It's pretty hilarious. Especially when we walked into a room set up as an evil lab with a Frankenstein-like robot monster chopping away at an alien-like corpse to the sounds of eerie music and flashing purple strobe lights. We stood there for a moment, then a kid popped out from under the table - "Boo!" - to frighten us. My son didn't miss a beat.
"Looks like someone's on the naughty list this year."
On open letter to the lady in my neighborhood:
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