Are you watching The Bachelor tonight?
I am. Because apparently they read my blog and have no qualms about stealing my ideas.
In June 2009 I wrote this post about my intention to attend a local Bachelor casting call as a sassy old lady and if you've seen any of the 40 million promos for tonight's show (including the one with the unfortunate proposal to the chick with the unfortunate bangs) you must have seen that one of the 25 bachelorettes showing up tonight is A SASSY OLD LADY!
Kudos on the addition of the crutches, ABC and Woman Who Stole My Idea. Well played.
Day seven. TRAGEDY STRIKES.
6 hours ago