I've signed up on yet another job search site which sends an email about once a week with jobs that I'm "qualified" for or are in the same zip code or something. Most of them are way off but the offest - and my favorite - is Small Arms Repairman.
There's no description so I'm free to imagine myself either fixing small weapons or putting band-aids on 6-year olds.
Day seven. TRAGEDY STRIKES.
7 hours ago