I let my mother-in-law and Suze Orman shame me into paying more attention to our finances and I am REGRETTING it today. I can’t turn off CNBC, I’m clicking on every Internet story about the slumping stock market, and I’m looking around the house for things to sell off (my kids don’t really need shoes, do they?).
If ignorance were ever really bliss, it would probably be today.
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
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