I do believe that KFC is using some kind of mind-meld subconscious witchcraftery in their commercials because I NEVER eat there and when I drive by the restaurant (4x week on the way to and from the skating rink) I never think it sounds good but when I see the commercials it takes nearly all of my willpower not to grab the keys and get in the car and drive directly to KFC and buy some of those darn Snackers or wings with the sauce cooked right in.
Whew. Glad I got that off my chest.
Day six. STILL ALIVE.
7 hours ago