Turning into my mother

Came upstairs and realized I left my glasses downstairs.

Got downstairs, forgot why I was there, started emptying the dishwasher but a whisk had fallen vertically through the top shelf and kept the sprayer from turning so the glasses all felt kind of unfinished. Set the dishwasher on rinse and...

Came upstairs and realized I left my glasses downstairs.

Got downstairs just as son announced that he hadn't eaten lunch even though it was time to head out to the movie. Made him pita with Nutella in the toaster oven. Grabbed the Cub Scout vest I had put new patches on and...

Came upstairs and realized I left my glasses downstairs.

Got downstairs, forgot why I was there, ate some m&m's while discussing Escape to Witch Mountain and Spaceballs with my son.

Came upstairs and realized I left my glasses downstairs.

As my daughter points out, at least I haven't reached the point where I'm wandering around the house asking everyone if they've seen my glasses while they're on my head. (This is what my mother does.)