I firmly believe, as strongly as I believe that the earth is round and that red wine is good for you and that I do NOT want that group of boys playing across the street to end up in my driveway because they always ring my doorbell and run as if I don't know who they are and that they live right across the street, that if your message was REALLY important you would have a real live person call me and not a computerized message.
Therefore, I'm hanging up.
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
1 day ago