The WHOLE WORLD is distracted by the swine flu right now and I realize how serious it is but I did hear a report on the radio today that we're not supposed to call it the swine flu because it's not nice to the pigs.
It’s us, but in dead animal form. But not really dead because they weren’t ever alive. Undead? No. That makes them sound like vampires. So not that. Fuck. I don’t know the word. Hey, how long can a title be? Because this seems excessive. Someone should stop me. Jesus. This is as bad as 280-character twitter.
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