I'm too congested to think. I took Mucinex this morning and, perhaps because of the commercials where the little green phlegm people get forced out of their lung habitats, I expected to start spewing phlegm out of every orifice like a leaky volcano but alas, all I'm doing is coughing this mostly-dry-hacking cough that hurts from my throat all the way down to my ribcage.
I look bad. I sound bad. I'm just....disgusting. I hate February. And I'm not really buying the Chuck/Hannah relationship on Chuck. It's too contrived. And I find it really irritating. I may stop watching. Oh, who am I kidding...I'm not going to stop watching. I'm just going to complain about it. In a froggy-sounding voice.
On open letter to the lady in my neighborhood:
18 hours ago