Full-of-herself, Tim Gunn-dissing, annoyingly-voice Kenley Collins of last year’s Project Runway season was arrested this week for throwing a number of things at the guy she was breaking up with including A) apples, B) her laptop (which may or not have been a Mac), C) water, and D) her cat.
She was charged with two counts of assault and criminal possession of a weapon. Since when is it criminal to own a cat? Or a laptop? Does it become illegal to own something the minute you throw it? What if you just drop it? Accidentally? On someone who is sleeping?
The now-ex fiancé was apparently sleeping when she attacked him with the “weapons” and she then allegedly told him, “You’re lucky. It could have been worse.”
It could have been MUCH worse. She could have dressed him up in that hip-hop outfit she made for Leanne.
I’d much rather wake up to a cat flying at me than wearing this.
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So he was literally p#@&$ whipped?
If cats are outlawed, only outlaws will have cats.
This Week's Sign that the Apocalypse is Upon Us.
Looks like something Boy George would have worn.
*hisses*
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